Total Medals Earned: 696 (From 110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,400 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (95/275 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/335 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/250 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/115 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (135/135 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Medals Earned: 21/44 (185/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/170 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/85 points)
Medals Earned: 8/21 (170/450 points)
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Beat the first world
Beat the second world
It's a secret!
Don't tell anyone!
Kill everyone in level 7
Beat the third world
Barely reach the exit
Beat the boss
Own every gun
Stay close to the worm
Buy the SUPERTHING
Collect all the coins
Beat the worm levels and secret level without using the acid-walk boots
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Complete 5 levels.
Complete 10 levels.
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 25 levels.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You found the dead blue bird!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Complete 9 levels
Complete the first level
Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump
Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump
Complete 18 levels
Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Finish the first 5 levels
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Evolve Once
Eat a whale
Eat 10 poisonous fish in one game
Beat on medium
Eat 200 fish in one game
Eat 50 kinds of fish in one game before the boss fight
Get caught in a net
Use a cheat
Beat the game on easy
Get caught by a crab trap
Get eaten by a mermaid
Get hit by toxic waste
Reach level 25
Beat on high
Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )
Complete the game as a Shrimp using the FISHOLVO cheat
Eat all 100 kinds of fish
Beat on Insane
